[saf] Yes, they are called “haboobs.” Plus who in the world would want to eat haggis? How to make arrangements for your social media footprint in the event you die. You can run to the top of a tall building for charity. The Home Depot data breach. Body language no-nos. Woman with dog collar forced to live in cage. Mom arrested with .431 blood alcohol content. The Jack Daniels bong. A 6-foot tall testicle! A 9 pound tomato! Voted “Most likely to….” New royal baby. More Ebola patients evacuated to the U.S.A. What is the Zombie Game? Stuff your parents did that would get them arrested today. These are just some of the stories in today’s show. Thanks for listening.