We found another hot button issue for Jay Campadonia: chimps and civil rights. A story Phil Hulett posted on our blog page last week is coming to a head in court…should Chimps have the right to personhood? You need to hear Jay rant all the way down the slippery slope on this one. Plus it’s National Sausage Month and we talk with our guy from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council. You need to hear Phil’s idea for a quick and delicious sausage recipe. It is also Breast Cancer Awareness Month and a survivor uses her example as hope for women to lead fabulous lives after mastectomy. Jeremy Anticouni, our tech guy, fawns over all the new Apple stuff coming out. Also of note: The Salmon Cannon, Chainsaw Beer Bottle Opener, Lionel Ritchie might be Khloe Kardashian’s dad, a 6′ 8″ dominatrix, the biting, body-burrowing Balinese spider, and a pumpkin smashes a truck.